Tailgate Style: The Florida Gators

Unfortunately, I won’t be attending #OccupySaintSimons this year, but I thought I’d lend some help to the Gators fans making their way over to Jacksonville.  Behold the Red Clay Soul ‘Florida Gators’ version of Tailgate Style:

(Clockwise from top left)

1. New Hat: How many gas station Gators hats do you need?  Skip the Shell station and get this one – not only does it show Gator pride, but it is appropriate for Church (reference: www.tebowing.com)
2. New Shirt: Since this is the biggest game of the year, why not spiff it up a bit and add another (clean) sleeveless Gators shirt to the rotation?
3. New Jean Shorts: Required attire for any ‘true’ Gator fan.  Chomp Chomp.
4. New Tube Socks: No, they aren’t over the top.  These are 100% badass.  And don’t listen to what they tell you – you CAN wear these socks with your sandals.  Why would you want to cover these beauties up with all-white Sketchers?

Have fun down there, folks.

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  • Jenn10/27/2011 - 6:35 PM

    As an FSU alum I absolutely love this post.ReplyCancel

  • Bob10/27/2011 - 6:36 PM

    Oh this is great.ReplyCancel

  • Caroline @ Back Down South10/27/2011 - 7:07 PM

    You’re awesome.ReplyCancel

  • Billy Jack10/27/2011 - 8:11 PM

    Nice gear. You forgot the Tevas.ReplyCancel

  • Bobby10/27/2011 - 8:19 PM

    Go NolesReplyCancel

  • BCM10/27/2011 - 9:35 PM

    Trucker hats AND jorts! Well played, sir.ReplyCancel

  • DTT10/27/2011 - 9:37 PM

    Could not be any more correct, namely the sleeveless shirt and the jorts. Avoided two accidents today from out of town guests getting lost. War Eagle, but Go Dawgs!ReplyCancel

  • cooper10/27/2011 - 10:57 PM

    brilliant. go dawgs.ReplyCancel

  • Greg K10/27/2011 - 11:23 PM

    I love the descriptions! Go Noles!ReplyCancel

  • WarEagleDG10/28/2011 - 8:26 AM

    You also left out hair gel and fake gold necklace/chain!
    See you 11/12!ReplyCancel

  • Ben10/28/2011 - 9:12 AM

    As a Gator Alum, I am surpise Noles know how to you the internet.ReplyCancel

  • JJ10/28/2011 - 9:43 AM

    “You” the internet? Use the internet. Another reason why Gators are superior.ReplyCancel

  • Glenn10/28/2011 - 10:11 AM

    Hey where’s the realtree camo hat with fish hook on it:-)ReplyCancel

  • MRS10/28/2011 - 10:57 AM

    Hilarious. Excellent troll. Good luck to the Dawgs.ReplyCancel

  • Griff10/28/2011 - 3:16 PM

    Too bad you can’t buy mullets, otherwise this list would be completeReplyCancel

  • B. L. Davis10/28/2011 - 5:56 PM

    You screwed it up. All real Gators wear visors, just like Savior Steve Spurrier. Geez… and you think this is a fashion blog. Get outa here!

    All aside, Go Gators!ReplyCancel

  • Albert10/28/2011 - 6:16 PM

    I suppose that when you can’t win very often, that what is left is to throw a little fashion smack out.ReplyCancel

  • emj10/29/2011 - 10:53 PM

    As a gator fan I would be offended if it were from anyone else. I mean, you like to show off your visor collection… How could I take anything you say serious??? 😉ReplyCancel

  • JamesJ10/31/2011 - 10:11 AM

    go dawgsReplyCancel

  • Clay11/02/2011 - 10:28 AM

    Congrats to the Dawgs. I went to an SEC Championship game a while back featuring Florida and Alabama. The difference in dress between the fans was not only noticeable, it was as wide a chasm as the final score. It was a cold day, so jorts were not displayed in excess. Jeans and sweatshirts were the norm for the Florida fans. I guess it’s really hard to look good in orange and blue…..ReplyCancel



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